[ZZ] 世界各地蹩脚英语

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Just for fun, don't take it seriously~  

   ①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

　　日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。

　　②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.

　　匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品，请喂给值班警卫。

　　③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

　　挪威酒吧：女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。

　　④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

　　瑞典皮货商店：为女士们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。

　　⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

　　香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。

　　⑥Drop your trousers here for best results.

　　泰国的干洗店：在这里脱掉您的裤子，等待最好的结果。

　　⑦Specialist in women and other diseases.

　　意大利妇科诊所：我们是women和其他疾病的专家。

　　⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday.

　　俄国公墓：欢迎访问这个公墓，许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里，但星期四不埋。

　　⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions.

　　丹麦机场：我们将拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。

　　⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here.

　　墨西哥旅馆：旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。